Baseball on the Radio

 

Baseball on the Radio 

Who needs the video

 when nobody is talking slow 

and every sound is set to fastball? 

Pitcher to catcher, who burns it right back

and Willie is trampling on the warning track

 Baseball on the radio is just awe right! 

Baseball on the radio 

Baseball on the radio

 Thank Oz there's no video 

Baseball on the radio 

Good zip in the mind's eye 

try and add some tilt to it 

Feelin' all the relaxed "out there," 

wiggle the glove, 

a foul to the warning wall 

Hear the fear, the chin music

 from here, the dog daze,

 well, well, well, into the Fall, spastic

 Buy a beer, but watch out

 for whom you cheer

 as you take in

 the percolatin' commerce

 of the Prostate Pledge

 Warning wall, warning wall

 from here, the dog daze to the Fall

 to where there's no decent thing

 to hear at all 

Baseball on the radio 

Baseball on the radio 

Thank God there's 

nowhere to plug 

in a TV show 

Baseball on the radio